WARNING: Do not look up a video if you are prone to epilepsy.

Nicknames: "Edward Small of Condition", "Films on Drugs" "The Print of Doom" "I'm Suffering Now" "Why Do You Did That To Us, Edward Small!?" "Holyoke, I'm N'OK"

Logo: Same as the original, but the logo is a pink tint, and the film deterioration would be extremely damaged and the logo shakes entirely on it's details.

FX/SFX: The searchlights and the shaky film deterioration.

Cheesy Factor: Off the scale! They completely damaged the film which not only makes it worse, it suffers people for epilepsy just for watching their eyes, and the warped music gets the lead of ominousness! Even Hollywood-Far East Productions, Inc. is more proffesional and less damaged than this cheesy trash!

Music/Sounds: The warping opening theme of the film.

Availability: Near extinction.

Scare Factor: Medium to nightmare. Everyone could run away because the print is so molestable it could either get epilepsy to some, get disturbing feelings and dreams about this logo, or even conflict the original creator of the movie. It's even serious that the film is damaged, and sure would raise it's creepiness. It's lower for those who used to it or those who expected the damaging of the film.